The aisles
Aisle 1 The book
$1,000,000.00
Sold out (there's only one)
Aisle 2 Also the book
See Aisle 1
Aisle 3 Everything else
Out of stock since opening
The fridge
Chilled. $1,000,000. Best before: never.
Hot food
Rolled-up pages, turning since opening day. Not for sale separately. Not for eating.
Frozen slushy
Flavour: Book
1 poured so far. All of them book flavour.
The register
$0.00
Next customer, please.
Add something else:
24/1
Store #1 of 1
Open 24 hours
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TOTAL$0.00
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Exact amount only. Cashier has no change.
Thank you, come again.
(You won't need to. There's nothing else.)
24/1 Rewards
Buy 1, get beers and chocolates free
One stamp slot. Fill it at dad-look.com.
Customers since opening: 30
Books rung up at the register: 12
Books actually sold: 0
Notice: no loitering in front of the book. Unless you're buying it.